Graviditet Q&A

[Ezri]

Jeg fandt den her på nettet... Synes den er voldsomt morsom

If you are pregnant, ever knew a pregnant woman, or ever want to be pregnant...these questions and answers should be very useful.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a cyclone might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant..

Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?

A: Not unless the word 'child support payment' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly

Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in university.

[Gantzel21]

:lolhit :lol

Hvor er den sød og sjov

[Anja-q]

Ha ha ha ha :lol :lol :lol

[Mor til de skønne]

:lol Den er rigtig god :lol